Monday, June 15, 2015

Weird Stuff Relating to Danish Food

Here's just a random list of things I've noticed about Danish food, eating habits, customs, and grocery stores....


  1. The little squares wrapped like butter sticks are not butter..... don't eat it... it's yeast (I learned this the hard way). For anyone wondering, yeast in a creamy block form tastes pretty crappy
  2. You must always pay for your water- even if it's tap water
  3. You can't go to a restaurant thinking that you're NOT going to pay for water and then use a water bottle... they will actually take it from you.  You have to either pay or go thirsty
  4. Tinfoil is extremely thin (I know you're probably thinking "how much thinner does tinfoil get".... it gets thinner).  I'm thinking this is because people don't really BBQ much here (maybe?)
  5. People aren't a big fan of turkey (sliced or whole) so it makes it almost impossible to get cold cuts that aren't just ham... they do have chicken cold cuts though
  6. Restaurants LOVE lunch specials (lots included for a cheap price)
  7. Everything closes before 7.  Even restaurants and ice-cream shops.  I haven't really figured this one out yet but I can't imagine it would be profitable for them to close so early... maybe people just eat really early. 
  8. Chicken broth comes in a bar that looks like a chocolate bar.. I think you're supposed to mix it with water (sorry if this isn't weird... maybe they do this in the US too and I'm just oblivious) 
  9. OPEN FACED SANDWHICHES----- you've got to try one even though they are weird as heck.  I know they're "Danish" but pickled herring mixed with egg, horseradish mayo, mushrooms, and baby shrimp on a thick dry rye bread doesn't sound too appealing to me.... that's just my opinion. 
  10. You must either pay for a grocery bag or hold it all in your arms.
  11. Some things are REALLY cheap and others are obnoxiously expensive.  An off brand of olive oil costs 10DKK while everything else comes 130DKK.... thats a huge difference
  12. If you decide to visit, visiting the class markets is a must.  There are two building made entirely of glass-  one sells all fresh seafood and the other is a deli like place with individual vendors.    Look it up, it's pretty cool.
  13. Danes (along with a bunch of other people in other countries) sit at restaurants for hours even when they're done eating
  14. Tips are always included for everything in Denmark!
  15. Danish peanut butter is awful.... thankfully I saw one that had the word Arkansas on it so I got that and it's delicious
  16. Danish (off brand Nutella) is less sticky/gooey (more consistent with how peanut butter feels)
  17. Rye bread is packed with grains and nuts in it... it's pretty thick and dry (and doesn't take at all like rye bread in the US) --> it looks like a slice of zucchini bread would
  18. Ziplock bags don't exist... or at least I couldn't find them. I couldn't even find twist-ties so I ended just just putting a knot in the freezer bags
  19. On the same note, tupperware isn't sold at grocery stores and I have no idea where to find it
  20. You can get money in return for recycling  ** I will write more on this topic later